Animal Movies

The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat is a 1974 animated film directed by Robert Taylor. It is an adult animation featuring a series of drug-induced vignettes both related and unrelated to life in the 1970s. Starring Skip Hinnant as the voice of the titular feline protagonist , the film is a sequel to Fritz the Cat, the first animated film to receive an X rating in the United States. Unlike its predecessor, Nine Lives received an R rating. It was also less well-received by critics and audiences alike, although it has since gained an audience as a cult film.

Plot

Fritz the Cat (voiced by Skip Hinnant) is now married, with a child. As his wife (voiced by Reva Rose) screams at him, and his infant son masturbates, Fritz sits on the couch, staring off into space, smoking a joint. Tired of listening to his wife nag at him, he fades off into his own little world, imagining what life would be like for him if things were different. The first character he meets on his stoned journey is Juan (voiced by Peter Leeds), a Puerto-Rican, who takes offense when Fritz passes gas in front of him. The scene fades to a house where Fritz is seen sitting on the couch smoking a joint next to Chita (voiced by Louisa Moritz), who complains when he blows smoke in her eyes. His reaction is to tell her to loosen up and embrace her fellow man… and before she knows what hit her, he has shoved a joint into her mouth, taking her off into her own hallucinogenic fantasy. The pot makes her horny. Meanwhile, outside, a pair of crows are about to rob the place, but decide to stay outside and watch what happens inside instead. It is revealed that Chita is Juan’s sister, and his absence is explained as being that he has “gone to the store.” A car pulls up: it’s what Fritz perceives to be Chita’s old man, who blows Fritz apart with a shotgun. This violent display turns off the two crows, who decide to “come back at another time.” Back into reality, we see that Fritz continues to fantasize while his wife continues to rant, saying that he has done nothing for his son, “Ralphie,” other than teaching him how to masturbate. In another fantasy, Fritz meets a drunken bum claiming to be God, who tells him “I made the fucking world in seven days. Try it some time.”

In the film’s second story, Fritz hallucinates that he is a soldier in WWII-Era Nazi Germany. After being caught having a Ménage à trois with two German girls by a commanding officer (the two girls being the poor swine’s wife and daughter), Fritz escapes, and winds up being an assistant to Adolf Hitler. Fritz takes the form of a therapist, and analyzes Hitler, telling him that his world domination plans were just a way of trying to get attention. In the showers, Hitler “accidentally” drops his soap, and urges Fritz to pick it up, in an attempt to rape him, and ends up getting his single testicle blown off. In this segment, Fritz meets his death by way of the US Army. Back in 1970s-era New York, Fritz attempts to sell a used condom to a liquor store owner who bets he knows who Fritz used it on. The two break out laughing as they take turns describing the woman. Fritz at one point blurts out “You know what…? She’s got the clap!” When the liquor store owner asks who her name is, Fritz responds by telling him “Gina.” The liquor store owner responds: “But that’s my wife’s name! She don’t have the clap!” Fritz tells him “she does now,” causing the store owner to curse and shout at Fritz. As he walks out of the store, Fritz bumps into a pig named Lenny. Fritz tells him that he was an irresistible stud in the 1930s. A psychedelic montage of old stock film and animation follows, vaguely illustrating Fritz’s downfall in the 30s (losing everything to excessive partying and drinking). In the next scene, Fritz shows up at a pawn shop run by Morris, who is Jewish, and tries to get a welfare check cashed. Fritz tries to make a deal with Morris: If Morris will cash Fritz’s welfare check, then Fritz will give Morris a toilet seat. Morris, doesn’t like the deal, but suddenly getting diarrhoea from the pickles he has been eating, he reluctantly accepts the deal, but instead of cashing Fritz’s welfare check, he gives Fritz a space helmet. “I think I’ve just been screwed,” Fritz says. Afterwards, NASA hires Fritz to go into space on the first mission to Mars. While waiting for the shuttle to take off, Fritz decides to have sex with one of the reporters, a black girl. However, the space shuttle takes off a little early, and, once in space, it explodes.

In Fritz’s next life, we flash-forward to a future where New Jersey is a separate country from the rest of the United States. The crow-dominated city-turned-country has been renamed “New Africa.” Fritz is just starting his job as a courier, and he is asked by President Henry Kissinger to deliver a letter to New Africa. In New Africa, Fritz finds a high crime rate, corruption, and violence. Once Fritz is lead to “The Black House,” we find the president of New Africa and his vice-president talking about how low his popularity is, and how an assassination attempt would boost his popularity. The president of New Africa refuses to get shot. However, the vice president needs his president’s popularity to increase so he will not lose the upcoming election. So, in order to do so, he kills the president, and blames the assassination on Fritz, because he is the only “white” cat in New Africa. In the final story, Fritz finds himself living in the sewers of New York, where he meets an Indian guru, and the devil. However, Fritz is given a rude awakening from his drug-induced reality by his wife, who finally throws him out of the apartment. After a quick look at all of his lives, Fritz sighs and says “This is about the worst life I’ve ever had.”